LEXI RAMON
In contrast to the wild happenings of their future creative partners, “autistic” teenage twins LUNA AND JAVI FLORES’ lives was far quieter. That is, until they met French-Spanish foreign exchange student and vampire LEXI RAMON in a art class at they high school.
Photo of Lexi Ramon by Simon Chevrolet, 4795. Copyright 4795, Simon Chevrolet.
Besides the libertine habits to which the 1700-year-old Ramon subjected them, developed with an endless stream of human bodies down through the centuries, Lexi Ramon influenced her friends’ artistic endeavors, pushin them to write, record and perform music with her in addition to their visual art works.
Man that girl was a real piece of work. You ever see that movie Twilight? Awesome movie. Well anyway you may be askin yourself why a damn hundred year old vampire or however old he was be hangin around no high school. Answer’s plain as day but they was too chicken shit to say it in the movie (still a awesome movie ngl): them vampires like fresh meat. You ever eat a nice cut of veal. Mmm-hmm aint nothin taste as good as that baby cow. Except maybe a lamb. But that’s from a sheep and sheeps is nasty so we don’t eat them. But I digress. Well, same thing we got goin on here. Lexi Ramon done turned vampire way back in the wayyyy back when she was just around 17 years old or something. Come from Ancient Macedonia or something I think it was, originally.
So them twins effectively became a backing band for Lexi Ramon, whose lewd songs—sung in French and Spanish—man that girl could be nasty—when you done lived pert near 2000 years your mind goes to all kind of places—lots of em just pure filth—that gal’s mind was a sewer—them nasty songs of hers took on a raw, punk edge thanks to the “musicianship” of her companions.